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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else
they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Sir: Name an animal which lives in land & water
Sir: Good! Now name 3 such animals
Santa: Frog’s mom, frog’s dad & his son.
Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai
Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.
Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai
Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?
Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…
Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair!
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